Just when you thought it was safe to take a dip in your local co-ed. It seems that all the rumors are true about the possible existence of a new Super Gonorrhea. This latest antibiotic resistant strain is the result of mankind's unwillingness to finish anything. It seems that those being treated never read the label of their medications. As the course of the infection ran the symptoms subsided. This spurred many to stop taking the prescribed antibiotic before completion of the entire course. As the bug become more use to half-ass treatment it became stronger.
Now the Super "G" looks at the standard course of treatment and laughs its horrible little head. Much like any good super villain in the sequel. So for all you young college bound students here is your warning. That sea of love has one huge shark swimming in it. Let the feeding begin.