Mar 14, 2012

Herpes meet the Republican Party

Now that I have your attention, let me explain that title a little bit.  Herpes is a horrible STD that likes to lull you into a false sense of security.  It hits you hard and fast, hurts like a mother, and then vanishes leaving you aw struck and semi-pissed.  Then, after an undetermined amount of time, it shows up again to give you the same experience all over again.  You cannot hide, run, or ignore it.  Herpes is always there waiting to add discomfort to your life.

Therefore, in comparison, I offer the Republican Party.  A group of men and women that cannot even choose a party leader let alone a direction for the country.  Mitt Romney is leading the nomination race simply out of confusion.  Newt Gingrich is only there to steal votes from Rick Santorum.  Rick Santorum’s only fault is that he is not old enough.  Is the best you have to offer?  These are the only individuals in the group strong enough to lead a charge against Obama?  A class president from BFE High could offer a serious challenge against the current administration and these bozos are your choice to represent you?

The only thing sadder than the economy, housing, fuel prices, unemployment, stock market, Afghanistan, Japan’s power plant meltdown, Jan Brewer, and Dharun Ravi is the offering of the Republicans.

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