Apr 30, 2011

Drinking straight from the 2 liter.

I think it's funny how middle age men seem to be such a mystery. Their methods, logic, and unrelenting pursuit of the all night hard-on make for some uninspired life choices. But is it really that difficult to understand?

As our lives change so does the level of aspiration. We all need to feel better than the day before. A continuous pursuit to be great. In the case of man, this search is based in sexual worth. What was once Thor's hammer has now transpired into the rare occurrence of erections long since gone. Any purchases made or behavior exhibited has but one purpose; to regain those glory nights of younger years. To feel something other than self loathing as you reach into the fridge to drink right out of the two liter bottle. Hole filled T-Shirt optional of course.

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