Aug 2, 2008

The new natural selection

Threw out time mankind has been subject to survival of the fittest. Whether it is dodging man eating flying birds or simply avoiding illness living is not for the meek. Those with a certain level of intelligence will live to fight another day. That being said it seems that the newest victims of stupidity are finding themselves in emergency rooms everywhere. And what can be causing this increase in accidents? Walking, chewing gum, and sending text messages are just too much for some to handle. That’s correct people are winding up in hospitals and in some cases morgues from not paying attention. These people find themselves torn between the life altering choice of keeping touch with their bff or walking in front of a bus. Tell you what, if that’s the list of your important decisions for the day, do both. For the better of mankind.

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