Aug 9, 2008

Let the games begin.

The worlds best athletes come together ever four years to challenge themselves in sport. These finely tuned machines of muscle and sweat verge on a common pursuit, the reach for the gold. These super beings display poise, talent, and conviction that most are unable to understand. With the ambassadors of health making ready for battle I find myself laughing out loud. Why you ask? Because those who represent America at these events also appear in fast food commercials. Standing in the red, white, and blue flag they shovel a mcfatty with cheese onto the old pie hole. A little truth in advertising: those individuals have not seen the working end of a grease pit in years. Of course if they are sneaking off to eat crap it would explain our decrease in Olympic hardware coming home over the years.

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